Ok... who gave the incompetent moron a gun?!?
No sum of money, no promise of security (financial or otherwise), in other words, no bargain could ever be struck that would entice me to work PR for the White House. How can you possibly hope to convince the American public that their highest elected officials aren't complete dumbasses when all you've got to work with are a couple of COMPLETE DUMBASSES??
In case you haven't already heard, the inspiration for this post is as follows:
Dick Cheney accidentally shot someone while on a hunting trip. The guy was wearing a bright orange hunting vest, and was standing a matter of meters in front of Cheney in a field.
It's just plain funny.
I can't wait to see how they spin this one.
ps- the victim of this latest bout of stupidity is allegedly fine and recovering in hospital.