Tuesday, May 02, 2006

noodle arms!

The scene is this: two friends have just returned from the friendly neighbourhood vending machine, one carrying her spoils in the form of a plastic bottle of orange juice. They settle in an office to chat for a few minutes and enjoy some cookies and samosas with the help of the miraculously thirst-quenching juice.

Therese: Mmmmmmmm... good samosas. And now for my beverage...
*grabs bottle and begins to twist top off*

Therese: gah! grmph! gwa!
*continues to attempt to twist bottle top off... using her entire body and nearly falling off of her chair in the process*

Therese: Do you have this problem??

Jenn: *stifling a giggle* Not really... need some help?

Therese: NO! I can do this!
*the battle continues, the chair now turning slowly with the force of the effort*

Therese: *now with her back to Jenn* STUPID NOODLE ARMS!!! Gah!
*the bottle top FINALLY succumbs to the might of Therese's grip*

Therese: Ha!

Jenn: You know, I love that every time you open a bottle of juice, it involves you nearly falling off your chair.

Therese: It does doesn't it?? Hm. Stupid noodle arms.

Jenn: Indeed it does. Can I have some of your juice?


At 6:22 AM, Blogger Thérèse said...

I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. Lies. Lies!


At 6:25 AM, Blogger Thérèse said...

Although, okay, for argument's sake, if, say hypothetically speaking, this were even remotely true, it is not every time.

Sometimes I surprise the bottle into opening itself spontaneously.

At 1:08 PM, Blogger jenn said...

Hahahaha- indeed :D

Does that also involve the bottle falling off the table and the juice making a break for freedom?

At 3:07 PM, Blogger Thérèse said...

Um maybe.

Towards my tummy! Muahahahahhaha!

At 9:24 PM, Blogger jenn said...

You are SUCH a goober ;)


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